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    Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
    7:41 pm
    New Year
    Good luck this year, and remember to always look out for #1 and that all girls are crazy...no exceptions

    Current Music: Hit the Lights - Bodybag
    Sunday, August 13th, 2006
    10:46 pm
    Ha!
    I met someone pretty awesome yesterday, I figured I'd document it before it blows up in my face lol!

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Current Music: Smashing Pumpkins - 1979
    Thursday, August 10th, 2006
    3:32 am
    WhaHa!
    I don't know if anyone's noticed, but summer's slowed down to a screeching halt now that move in day seems to be in sight...totally sucks. I hope everyone's had a killer vacation though...I definatley have. This summer I hit the point of no return, poker is no longer fun...luckily my intense obsession with money and ambition to become a millionaire by 23 keeps me going noooo problem. Breezed passed the 90k overall profit mark, though I only have 30k to show for it....12k for taxes and 18k that's mine...Been to a lot of shows, Warped San Antonio, Warped Mass, Panic in Toronto, Brand New in Boston, TBS in Mansfield, Jack's in Mansfield and I'm probably forgetting 1 or 2, anyways it's been awesome. Brand New, San Antonio and Panic were definatley top 3. Trainapalooza's coming up, that should be amazing...other then that let's hope this semester is fun...fuck drama...

    Current Mood: chipper
    Current Music: Station 85 - Grubby Love (jesse's band)
    Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
    9:33 pm
    !!!!!!!!!!!!
    Girls are full of crap, complete shit.

    Current Mood: aggravated
    Current Music: Lit - Perfect One
    Sunday, March 26th, 2006
    12:30 am
    Maryland
    Hey, I'm in Maryland...it's really boring up here. I'm really excited that I'm done running though (I was here for a track meet), and excited about my self-declared Birthday party tommorow. I hope people showup even though I've heard word that everyone's sick :-/, feel better guys. Anyways, I really wanted to thank everyone who went to Smokey Bones, you guys are awesome, and to anyone who got me a present you guys rock. -G'night and hopefully see you tommorow

    Current Mood: !!!
    Current Music: The Used - Blue and Yellow
    Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
    2:25 am
    lol
    <td align="center">max's sexual nickname:

    "One-Eyed Night Crawler in the Turtle-Neck Sweater"

    Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com</td>
    Sunday, March 12th, 2006
    4:38 am
    stay away from me lauren
    You Are 7 Up

    Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
    But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!

    Your best soda match: Diet Coke

    Stay away from: Mountain Dew


    Current Mood: accomplished
    Current Music: 21 and invincible - Something Corporate
    Sunday, December 25th, 2005
    2:06 am
    12.25.05
    So I haven't talked to December 28th girl sense the limo conversation...not sure if I should still showup. I probably will and pickup Steve if the plan fails. I'm probably going to florida pretty soon. I don't know what I'll do there, but I'm sure it will be pretty awesome. My parents want me to pay for school straight up right now, but 4k is a lot of money to dump mid year so I'm probably gonna take out a loan. Now's a good time to live life so I'll just hold on to any money I can, and use it on having fun. If I make enough next semester I'll just pay my loans off at the end of the year. Anyways it's Christmas and I should sleep...GOOD NIGHT

    Current Mood: !!!!!!
    Current Music: Socratic - Lunch For the Sky
    Monday, December 12th, 2005
    4:21 am
    List 10 things that bring you joy and then tag 6 friends to do the same
    1. Hurdling
    2. Poker
    3. Having lots of money
    4. Quiznos
    5. Period of time while awake but don't feel like getting up
    6. Having friends with a tremendous amount of loyalty
    7. The period of time when you first meet a girl and have the feeling something awesome could happen,
    whether things do or don't workout are irrelevent to the feeling of this night
    8. knowing that I'm 19 and in college
    9. Spending money on ridiculous things, or just spending money in general
    10. Giving anything back to my brother who taught me how to live life
    I need 11
    11. Remembering my uncle and the amazing life he lived; knowing that there's the possibility of
    complete absolute happiness and contentment with life that you have the ability to go out with a smile...my uncle went out with a huge smile.

    I tag...
    the world!

    Current Mood: :)
    Current Music: Something Corporate - The Astronaut
    Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
    12:25 am
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm not taking that stupid quiz, I'm good at everything and don't need something like that to tell me.

    Current Mood: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Current Music: Jimmy Eat World
    Monday, December 5th, 2005
    2:24 am
    Long Day
    So today was a tough day for cards. I played about 6 hours today to end up even (which ended up being the goal after ending up down $1000 in the first rush of games). In the end I made it to even and then later in the night got bored and played a $100 headsup game to cover the buying for a $100 9 person sitngo, I won both which made me $450...Pretty sweet. So in the end I made today a productive day. Oh and on December 28th I'm gonna take a girl on a limo ride around town. She told me she didn't beleive me, but I'm just gonna showup, it's gonna be awesome. That's my next adventure in more ways then one. There's also another adventure I'm on, but I'm totally lost on how to go about it...which is awesome. If we knew everything life would suck.

    Current Mood: !!!!
    Current Music: Jimmy Eat World - 12.23.95
    Monday, November 21st, 2005
    3:44 am
    So there's not all that much going on in my life at the moment. I'm pretty happy with the things I have going on (track, cards, school), except for one class that Isn't going so well. I haven't had to talk to a few fake friends for a while which is cool, those kind of people suck (no offense). I think the most important thing I've improved on this year is the fact that I don't let stupid people run my life and I'm able to identify people I should stay away from a little better (still could use some work on that, but whatever). So I'm sort of taking a blank canvas approach to my situation and trying to dig up some productivity in myself and some courage to improve my life. Anyways I'm out of here, I think I'll end on a petpeev of mine. This whole "good heart" "bad heart" nonsense is killing me, having a good heart is totally irrelevent. Either you're a good person, a bad person or a fucking bitch. If you're a bitch please, stay away from me, even if you have a good heart behind your bitch image! Thanks!

    Current Mood: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Current Music: Something Corporate - Fall
    Sunday, November 13th, 2005
    4:50 am
    Crazy
    Today was relatively action packed for a night that I decided not to drink. There was much yelling, argueing, blaming and such which I was pretty uninvolved in, so I'm not taking any sides (though it seems everything got resolved anyways). I'm pretty happy with the fact that I have nothing to do tommorow, I hope everyone has fun on their birthday (nicki, alyssa). I'm gonna take my seat on the b-team bench and play video games and poker all day tommorow, because luckily our b-team game was scheduled a few days ago. Anyways I'm gonna stay rich, and as for the A-team, keep your headup...just remember, you're on the A-team! Good-night!

    Current Mood: excited
    Current Music: Reel Big Fish - We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successfu
    Monday, November 7th, 2005
    2:37 pm
    Blindside - Put Back the Stars
    Crash Test Dummies - Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
    Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive (far away) [acoustic]
    Jack's Mannequin - Holiday from Real
    Jack's Mannequin - Rescued

    Current Mood: crazy
    Current Music: Blindside - Put Back the Stars
    Thursday, October 20th, 2005
    2:41 am
    POKER...Its my obsession...deal
    All I ask is for one hour of each day for there to be somewhat utter silence in my life....
    Poker time! and as lame as it may sound, I want to play, win, become rich, have sex with hookers and pass out...IN SILENCE....
    Hookers, They ROCK!

    This means...eh hem...
    all the people who want to watch me make millions to be in my room settled at some random time during the day

    If you don't like the temperature of the room please simply ask if you can open/close the window because that's not a ridiculous request and I am A) Not a bitch B) Not gonna post on live journal about how you shouldn't adjust the temperature of my room because you can suffer

    don't ask questions...everyone knows I'm amazing...but we all know I can't explain it. If you must, ask in-between games, but don't worry, if you do ask questions during a game I promise I won't get all pissy and rant about it on live journal.

    If you hear a cell phone ring with a rather catchy tune, please by all means, commence dancing in ridiculous fashion. Anyone who's that upset by this dancing can leave, but I'm pretty sure noone will be offended unless they are in a really bitchy mood...

    if you are gunna talk on your cell phone..........I don't care, because I'm not ridiculous


    don't argue with me about how awesome I am at cards because 1.) I'm rich 2.) it's because of poker 3.) I'm awesome

    for Christs sake...I'm not gonna buy you a friggin car toast, especially not a mother fuckin mercedes you idiot!
    (if you end up broke and liviing in a 1 room apartment, OK....I'LL BUY YOU THE FUCKING CAR!....however, don't go broke so I'll buy you a car you douche bag!)

    NOTE: "really bitchy comment here that I am far to unclever to produce"

    Current Mood: cynical
    Current Music: Angry Music
    Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
    3:24 am
    My Mess of a Life
    So things have been crazy lately. I've done somethings I'm proud of and some that I'm not so proud of. I got some sweet advice from my brother (which I sort of strayed away from the other night like an idiot) but from now on! He simply told me to take the chances you want to take, don't settle to imrpove your average and how he's been rejected a bunch of times, which stunned me for some reason. It made me realize that being a little pansy gets you nowhere and that making moves can also get you nowhere, but atleast you tried right? Anyways I got up in front of a crapload of people at my uncles memorial service with my brother and my cousins and sang My Girl (they are really good at singing and I'm not) but together we sounded awesome even with me involved. People in the crowd started snapping with us and stuff it was cool. It's ridiculously hard to beleive that my Uncle (the man) is gone, but it's just something I'll have to realize. He taught me a lot and I'll always be thankful for that. He simply had it all figured out and he had what I'd imagine to be the girl of his dreams. Hopefully I find something that awesome, though I've missed out on one girl of my dreams, I've got some prospects blooming. Hey if anyone wants $5, come to my room and I'll give it to you. You know why? Because I'm friggen rich!

    Current Mood: awake
    Current Music: Jack's Mannequin - Dark Blue
    Monday, October 3rd, 2005
    2:17 am
    Epiphany!
    I just realized I'm awesome...well not really, but I'm really good at making money! Tommorow however I get my first dose of actual work (starting distance workouts mon, wed, fri) for stupid mandatory preseason workouts. I mean seriously how can they make that shit mandatory! On an awesome note my Uncle's odds improved to a 70% chance of living, I told you mother fuckers he was the man! 70% is BS that dudes living forever. I don't have a ton of faith in much, but I have a ton of faith in him surviving this heart problem. For anyone who is completely bored late at night or anytime for that matter, our room is open until 2 am every night. Good night bitches!

    Current Mood: !!!
    Current Music: Rufio - Road to Recovery
    Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
    7:33 pm
    My Uncle
    Is the man, and he has a 30/40% chance of living. I deal with statistics all day everyday and it sucks thinking of someone so amazing in such an awful situation. I've seen this situation playout on the card table a million times, and I'm just trying to think of the times that I've won and hope my Uncle hits the miracle flop that I keep imagining.

    Current Mood: artistic
    Current Music: The Track Record - Winter's Sun
    Friday, September 23rd, 2005
    2:39 am
    Broke!
    Just kidding obviously I'm loaded. I missed out on a big payday today though, I placed 3rd in a headsup tourney for $409 1st was $1300, shit! I think I'll live though I've made $2600 since the first day of school playing no more then 2 hours a day (except for 1 day I went down $200 and it took me like 3 hours to make it back). I met the girl of my dreams at Sears today getting a microwave, she was just like Zoey Deschenelle in the fact that she was scarcastic, but not at all coming off as a bitch. Those girls are amazing to me, I'll never see that girl again and that's probably for the best. This is because I don't have to find out the truth behind her, whether she's crazy or not. There's like a 85% chance she was, but I'll never know it so the idea of her is pretty awesome. Sadly I know a few girls like that and they're totally uninterested which sucks! but I plan on living forever so eventually I'll meet one that's interested and I'll live happily ever after with my entourage, my sweet golf kart and huge mansion. Goodnight mother fuckers!

    Current Mood: content
    Current Music: Rufio - Like A Prayer
    Thursday, September 15th, 2005
    2:09 am
    Top 5's!
    Things I Hate

    1. Confrontation
    2. Bees
    3. Spiders
    4. Guilt Trips
    5. Spelling Bee's

    Things I Like

    1. Poker
    2. Money
    3. Spending Money
    4. Making out with girls drunk
    5. Talking about poker/2 girls making out

    Current Mood: Rich
    Current Music: Bobby Mcferrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy
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