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New Year

2007-01-03T23:41:43Z

Good luck this year, and remember to always look out for #1 and that all girls are crazy...no exceptions

Ha!

2006-08-14T02:46:53Z

I met someone pretty awesome yesterday, I figured I'd document it before it blows up in my face lol!

WhaHa!

2006-08-10T07:51:01Z

I don't know if anyone's noticed, but summer's slowed down to a screeching halt now that move in day seems to be in sight...totally sucks. I hope everyone's had a killer vacation though...I definatley have. This summer I hit the point of no return, poker is no longer fun...luckily my intense obsession with money and ambition to become a millionaire by 23 keeps me going noooo problem. Breezed passed the 90k overall profit mark, though I only have 30k to show for it....12k for taxes and 18k that's mine...Been to a lot of shows, Warped San Antonio, Warped Mass, Panic in Toronto, Brand New in Boston, TBS in Mansfield, Jack's in Mansfield and I'm probably forgetting 1 or 2, anyways it's been awesome. Brand New, San Antonio and Panic were definatley top 3. Trainapalooza's coming up, that should be amazing...other then that let's hope this semester is fun...fuck drama...

!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-19T01:35:02Z

Girls are full of crap, complete shit.

Maryland

2006-03-26T05:35:12Z

Hey, I'm in Maryland...it's really boring up here. I'm really excited that I'm done running though (I was here for a track meet), and excited about my self-declared Birthday party tommorow. I hope people showup even though I've heard word that everyone's sick :-/, feel better guys. Anyways, I really wanted to thank everyone who went to Smokey Bones, you guys are awesome, and to anyone who got me a present you guys rock. -G'night and hopefully see you tommorow

lol

2006-03-14T07:27:16Z

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"One-Eyed Night Crawler in the Turtle-Neck Sweater"

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stay away from me lauren

2006-03-12T09:39:14Z

You Are 7 Up

Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!

Your best soda match: Diet Coke

Stay away from: Mountain Dew

What Kind of Soda Are You?

12.25.05

2005-12-25T07:28:32Z

So I haven't talked to December 28th girl sense the limo conversation...not sure if I should still showup. I probably will and pickup Steve if the plan fails. I'm probably going to florida pretty soon. I don't know what I'll do there, but I'm sure it will be pretty awesome. My parents want me to pay for school straight up right now, but 4k is a lot of money to dump mid year so I'm probably gonna take out a loan. Now's a good time to live life so I'll just hold on to any money I can, and use it on having fun. If I make enough next semester I'll just pay my loans off at the end of the year. Anyways it's Christmas and I should sleep...GOOD NIGHT

List 10 things that bring you joy and then tag 6 friends to do the same

2005-12-12T09:23:38Z

1. Hurdling
2. Poker
3. Having lots of money
4. Quiznos
5. Period of time while awake but don't feel like getting up
6. Having friends with a tremendous amount of loyalty
7. The period of time when you first meet a girl and have the feeling something awesome could happen,
whether things do or don't workout are irrelevent to the feeling of this night
8. knowing that I'm 19 and in college
9. Spending money on ridiculous things, or just spending money in general
10. Giving anything back to my brother who taught me how to live life
I need 11
11. Remembering my uncle and the amazing life he lived; knowing that there's the possibility of
complete absolute happiness and contentment with life that you have the ability to go out with a smile...my uncle went out with a huge smile.

I tag...
the world!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-12-06T05:25:51Z

I'm not taking that stupid quiz, I'm good at everything and don't need something like that to tell me.

Long Day

2005-12-05T07:36:17Z

So today was a tough day for cards. I played about 6 hours today to end up even (which ended up being the goal after ending up down $1000 in the first rush of games). In the end I made it to even and then later in the night got bored and played a $100 headsup game to cover the buying for a $100 9 person sitngo, I won both which made me $450...Pretty sweet. So in the end I made today a productive day. Oh and on December 28th I'm gonna take a girl on a limo ride around town. She told me she didn't beleive me, but I'm just gonna showup, it's gonna be awesome. That's my next adventure in more ways then one. There's also another adventure I'm on, but I'm totally lost on how to go about it...which is awesome. If we knew everything life would suck.

maxwellisdrunk @ 2005-11-21T03:44:00

2005-11-21T09:15:21Z

So there's not all that much going on in my life at the moment. I'm pretty happy with the things I have going on (track, cards, school), except for one class that Isn't going so well. I haven't had to talk to a few fake friends for a while which is cool, those kind of people suck (no offense). I think the most important thing I've improved on this year is the fact that I don't let stupid people run my life and I'm able to identify people I should stay away from a little better (still could use some work on that, but whatever). So I'm sort of taking a blank canvas approach to my situation and trying to dig up some productivity in myself and some courage to improve my life. Anyways I'm out of here, I think I'll end on a petpeev of mine. This whole "good heart" "bad heart" nonsense is killing me, having a good heart is totally irrelevent. Either you're a good person, a bad person or a fucking bitch. If you're a bitch please, stay away from me, even if you have a good heart behind your bitch image! Thanks!

Crazy

2005-11-13T10:06:07Z

Today was relatively action packed for a night that I decided not to drink. There was much yelling, argueing, blaming and such which I was pretty uninvolved in, so I'm not taking any sides (though it seems everything got resolved anyways). I'm pretty happy with the fact that I have nothing to do tommorow, I hope everyone has fun on their birthday (nicki, alyssa). I'm gonna take my seat on the b-team bench and play video games and poker all day tommorow, because luckily our b-team game was scheduled a few days ago. Anyways I'm gonna stay rich, and as for the A-team, keep your headup...just remember, you're on the A-team! Good-night!

maxwellisdrunk @ 2005-11-07T14:37:00

2005-11-07T19:42:04Z

Blindside - Put Back the Stars
Crash Test Dummies - Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
Deftones - Be Quiet and Drive (far away) [acoustic]
Jack's Mannequin - Holiday from Real
Jack's Mannequin - Rescued

POKER...Its my obsession...deal

2005-10-20T07:12:21Z

All I ask is for one hour of each day for there to be somewhat utter silence in my life....
Poker time! and as lame as it may sound, I want to play, win, become rich, have sex with hookers and pass out...IN SILENCE....
Hookers, They ROCK!

This means...eh hem...
all the people who want to watch me make millions to be in my room settled at some random time during the day

If you don't like the temperature of the room please simply ask if you can open/close the window because that's not a ridiculous request and I am A) Not a bitch B) Not gonna post on live journal about how you shouldn't adjust the temperature of my room because you can suffer

don't ask questions...everyone knows I'm amazing...but we all know I can't explain it. If you must, ask in-between games, but don't worry, if you do ask questions during a game I promise I won't get all pissy and rant about it on live journal.

If you hear a cell phone ring with a rather catchy tune, please by all means, commence dancing in ridiculous fashion. Anyone who's that upset by this dancing can leave, but I'm pretty sure noone will be offended unless they are in a really bitchy mood...

if you are gunna talk on your cell phone..........I don't care, because I'm not ridiculous

don't argue with me about how awesome I am at cards because 1.) I'm rich 2.) it's because of poker 3.) I'm awesome

for Christs sake...I'm not gonna buy you a friggin car toast, especially not a mother fuckin mercedes you idiot!
(if you end up broke and liviing in a 1 room apartment, OK....I'LL BUY YOU THE FUCKING CAR!....however, don't go broke so I'll buy you a car you douche bag!)

NOTE: "really bitchy comment here that I am far to unclever to produce"

My Mess of a Life

2005-10-12T07:40:02Z

So things have been crazy lately. I've done somethings I'm proud of and some that I'm not so proud of. I got some sweet advice from my brother (which I sort of strayed away from the other night like an idiot) but from now on! He simply told me to take the chances you want to take, don't settle to imrpove your average and how he's been rejected a bunch of times, which stunned me for some reason. It made me realize that being a little pansy gets you nowhere and that making moves can also get you nowhere, but atleast you tried right? Anyways I got up in front of a crapload of people at my uncles memorial service with my brother and my cousins and sang My Girl (they are really good at singing and I'm not) but together we sounded awesome even with me involved. People in the crowd started snapping with us and stuff it was cool. It's ridiculously hard to beleive that my Uncle (the man) is gone, but it's just something I'll have to realize. He taught me a lot and I'll always be thankful for that. He simply had it all figured out and he had what I'd imagine to be the girl of his dreams. Hopefully I find something that awesome, though I've missed out on one girl of my dreams, I've got some prospects blooming. Hey if anyone wants $5, come to my room and I'll give it to you. You know why? Because I'm friggen rich!

Epiphany!

2005-10-03T06:30:47Z

I just realized I'm awesome...well not really, but I'm really good at making money! Tommorow however I get my first dose of actual work (starting distance workouts mon, wed, fri) for stupid mandatory preseason workouts. I mean seriously how can they make that shit mandatory! On an awesome note my Uncle's odds improved to a 70% chance of living, I told you mother fuckers he was the man! 70% is BS that dudes living forever. I don't have a ton of faith in much, but I have a ton of faith in him surviving this heart problem. For anyone who is completely bored late at night or anytime for that matter, our room is open until 2 am every night. Good night bitches!

My Uncle

2005-09-28T23:44:38Z

Is the man, and he has a 30/40% chance of living. I deal with statistics all day everyday and it sucks thinking of someone so amazing in such an awful situation. I've seen this situation playout on the card table a million times, and I'm just trying to think of the times that I've won and hope my Uncle hits the miracle flop that I keep imagining.

Broke!

2005-09-23T06:51:31Z

Just kidding obviously I'm loaded. I missed out on a big payday today though, I placed 3rd in a headsup tourney for $409 1st was $1300, shit! I think I'll live though I've made $2600 since the first day of school playing no more then 2 hours a day (except for 1 day I went down $200 and it took me like 3 hours to make it back). I met the girl of my dreams at Sears today getting a microwave, she was just like Zoey Deschenelle in the fact that she was scarcastic, but not at all coming off as a bitch. Those girls are amazing to me, I'll never see that girl again and that's probably for the best. This is because I don't have to find out the truth behind her, whether she's crazy or not. There's like a 85% chance she was, but I'll never know it so the idea of her is pretty awesome. Sadly I know a few girls like that and they're totally uninterested which sucks! but I plan on living forever so eventually I'll meet one that's interested and I'll live happily ever after with my entourage, my sweet golf kart and huge mansion. Goodnight mother fuckers!

Top 5's!

2005-09-15T06:32:23Z

Things I Hate

1. Confrontation
2. Bees
3. Spiders
4. Guilt Trips
5. Spelling Bee's

Things I Like

1. Poker
2. Money
3. Spending Money
4. Making out with girls drunk
5. Talking about poker/2 girls making out

Rollercoaster!

2005-09-12T07:07:22Z

So this weekend was pretty wild, I totally forget what I did friday at the moment. Saturday was a lot of walking around looking for a place to party only to find out there was no place like home. I took this game my brother used with a lighter and transformed it to using my sweet nerf football, other then that nothing else happend so basically I lied, this weekend wasn't really wild at all. I spent a crap load of money buying random stuff too, forgot about that, but wouldn't you just assume I'd done that anyway?

Energy drinks make me tired

2005-09-07T05:59:20Z

So I lost my first $215 WCOOP event of two, that's ok I'm friggin rich. Life's wild, I need some new music and my new computer died. A girl came by looking for a pen from the first floor today, quite the haul for a pen huh? I think she was checking out me or toast, probably toast, but maybe me. She was pretty cute, maybe I'll go on a colored pencil mission to her room tommorow. Oh! I trimmed my chest hair yesterday it looks pretty hot. I heard an awesome quote today, "girls are already crazy, don't put yourself in a situation to make it worse". Oh and I'm stuck in a cardboard box, and if I smash through a wall it'll be a very cold winter. ps toast is the man, steve beat me in poker today so he is fat, bill is smooth with the ladies and by ladies I mean dudes, jay is the man, alex is the ladies man and there's a new tyler roaming.

It's friggen 4:38!

2005-09-01T08:49:45Z

I'm doing what I do best, not sleeping and being bored enough to post here LOL. 2 more days to kill until school, things are cool. I'd like to announce a sad retirement of the word pow in max ludwig's vocabulary. It is now overplayed and used by woman to diss men, it has sadly lost its true meaning. The true meaning of the word p0w! was sacred, used once a day TOPS for that special situation. That special situation where Steve wins a $215 fpp tourney when he's absolutley broke or I make a 1k tourney score during my long drought, or even at the end of a long day that started down $400 and climbing back to even ending the last game with an instant message to Toast, Bill, Jay or Steve...p0w! EVEN BABY! Well it's over folks, someday there may be a decent replacement word that can hold it's own until the woman take it over to use against us. For now these fantastic feats will go with silence or the occasional "I'M THE FUCKING MAN" as we search for that new word that can only hit when true feeling takes over the mind to express through the mouth, that's what it used to be and I'll treasure the moments I had with p0w, good bye friend you were up there with some windows I've had. Peace -Max

Tough night DAMN!

2005-08-29T07:48:58Z

So tonight I was playing poker up $80 but I so desperatley wanted to win another set($95) to be up a legit amount for the night. So the adventure begins I split about 6 sets desperatley wishing for the end of the massacre of evennesssss. Like a bright light the random all-in from my opponent when I have KK(sick hand) and it held, that feelings up there with sex. I mean it's sorta related because I could potentially use that $100 on a hooker. Anyways I figured I would annoy the world by posting about poker bitches! Update on me: I've made over $10,000 this summer even though I had to start the summer with only $170 and play low limits for a while. As everyone knows there's 5 days until school, awesome, even the pessimistic beleive in this year and I beleive I'm fucking loaded GOOD NIGHT!

Steve and Max's wild adventure #(I lost count)

2005-08-27T20:53:47Z

So me and Steve picked up Nicki and we went to a party on Wyatt's island, we got really drunk, heard the question "Why does the movie Grease have nothing to do with the country?" and from there on the night was awesome to say the least.